Can’t you picture it? This dress, a glass of fine red wine, aged (stinky if you prefer) cheese and your dream other feeding you grapes by a cozy fire in a smoky non-carcinogenic room. Yeah, us too. Your choice of sash: black velvet, black, aubergine, dalmatian spots, emerald, midnight blue. Dresses are made in Australia upon order, so give about a week for turnaround.

Fit: Little stretch in the top so buy according to your busty needs. X-Small is good for a 2. Small is a 4, medium a 6, large for an 8. Chuck wears a small.

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